Her Mother’s name was Helen,
His Father’s name was Kyle
Her sister was a felon
His brother watched Gomer Pyle
Her aunt was a great big fatso,
stuck in the subway turnstyle
His uncle had nasty habits,
perverse and sick and vile
Her cousin, an explorer,
disapeared along the Nile
His niece was a fan dancer
that didn’t have no style
over theres their children
slithering down the aisle
they hasn’t got no arms or legs
onacounta ther’er reptiles
(from Very Bad Poetry)
